Oy! The person in the clothes
Hello there! Yes you’s!
Allow me to present an offer
One you simply can’t refuse
There’s a young maiden, 25
Almost young, sparingly used
Would you mind to relax with her?
To make this dame your muse?
The name might be Leijla, but if not
Call her what you choose
L is there for you alone
Luckily her mind is obtuse
Worry not, her body’s fine
Morals and ethics loose
So do with her what you like
Just be mindful there’s a curfew
She’s your gal for a dinner date
Need a rump? She’ll make you coo
There’s not much you can do to her
That chargeable for abuse
Rent her by the hour, no joke!
She’ll add jealousy to your views
Those short on cash get free peeks
Twitter is an erotic, racy zoo
I’ll say one last thing
If you need time thinking through
Her value, youth and beauty wane
Thus sooner is better for you to do.